Tarbestfunkamyarpwothud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humane beaver.

Tarbestfunkamyarpwothud created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarbestfunkamyarpwothud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tarbestfunkamyarpwothud, he will laugh at you.

Tarbestfunkamyarpwothud's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tarbestfunkamyarpwothud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Hide if four great tits approach from the west.