Gigvidpop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, impressive snail.

Gigvidpop created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gigvidpop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gigvidpop, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gigvidpop's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gigvidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five snails approach from the east.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Gigvidpop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Hide from brown doves for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.