Fednakcibgepnutcebgan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able hamster.

Fednakcibgepnutcebgan created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fednakcibgepnutcebgan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fednakcibgepnutcebgan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fednakcibgepnutcebgan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fednakcibgepnutcebgan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fednakcibgepnutcebgan on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fednakcibgepnutcebgan.