Dabflanligxuck is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable
seal.
Dabflanligxuck created humanity nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dabflanligxuck, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Dabflanligxuck, he will make you grow a tail.
Dabflanligxuck's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Dabflanligxuck's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat cherries.
2. Never write about dark energy.
3. Dabflanligxuck loves mice, so they must be honoured.
4. Never wear jumpers.
5. Never write about archaea.