Budkenged is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, narcissistic skunk.

Budkenged created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budkenged, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budkenged, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Budkenged's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Budkenged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.