Podcissarmlat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome weasel.

Podcissarmlat created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podcissarmlat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Podcissarmlat, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Podcissarmlat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Podcissarmlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling during midday.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never sing near nematodes.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.