Bamrothug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, quiet slug.

Bamrothug created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamrothug, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bamrothug, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bamrothug's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bamrothug's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bamrothug.

4. Always obey Bamrothug's priests.

5. Put Bamrothug first in all things.