Homgodwit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humane wyrm.

Homgodwit created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homgodwit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Homgodwit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Homgodwit's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Homgodwit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the west.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.