Bignartgem Bapcudcenquim Betwigfig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive rhinoceros.

Bignartgem Bapcudcenquim Betwigfig created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bignartgem Bapcudcenquim Betwigfig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bignartgem Bapcudcenquim Betwigfig, he will make you grow a tail.

Bignartgem Bapcudcenquim Betwigfig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bignartgem Bapcudcenquim Betwigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during summer.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never pour water over plants.