Zodwitvag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witless fly.

Zodwitvag created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodwitvag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodwitvag, he will cry a lot.

Zodwitvag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zodwitvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always obey Zodwitvag's priests.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zodwitvag.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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