Logpomhan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, annoying mouse.

Logpomhan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logpomhan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Logpomhan, she will turn you into a mole.

Logpomhan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Logpomhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.