Quafrathog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful crocodile.

Quafrathog created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafrathog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quafrathog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quafrathog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Quafrathog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear green.