Stansugdab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent finch.

Stansugdab created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stansugdab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stansugdab, she will turn you into a slug.

Stansugdab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stansugdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. You must love Stansugdab.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.