Stansugdab is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent
finch.
Stansugdab created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stansugdab, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Stansugdab, she will turn you into a slug.
Stansugdab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Stansugdab's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear red clothing.
2. You must love Stansugdab.
3. Never paint your face orange.
4. Do not laugh in public.
5. Never think about quantum field theory.