Stiphimfedbossnutt Bifcancit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring toad.

Stiphimfedbossnutt Bifcancit created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Stiphimfedbossnutt Bifcancit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stiphimfedbossnutt Bifcancit, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stiphimfedbossnutt Bifcancit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Stiphimfedbossnutt Bifcancit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

5. Never gather seven rats in one place.