Kopfabpit is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered
horse.
Kopfabpit created the Sun seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Kopfabpit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Kopfabpit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Kopfabpit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Kopfabpit's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Kopfabpit must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not dye your hair orange.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.