Kopfabpit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered horse.

Kopfabpit created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kopfabpit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kopfabpit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kopfabpit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kopfabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Kopfabpit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.