Fityarlgamced is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, proud
unicorn.
Fityarlgamced created carbon two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fityarlgamced, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fityarlgamced, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Fityarlgamced's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Fityarlgamced's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fityarlgamced.
3. Always treat frogs with great respect.
4. Never paint your hands turquoise.
5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.