Naknanlik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witless hydra.

Naknanlik created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naknanlik, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Naknanlik, she will destroy your home planet.

Naknanlik's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Naknanlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Run away if five ducks approach from the west.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the south.