Ceponthug is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent slug.

Ceponthug created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceponthug, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ceponthug, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ceponthug's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ceponthug's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ceponthug.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Ceponthug in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Ceponthug first in all things.