Legwikpak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthinking hummingbird.

Legwikpak created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legwikpak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Legwikpak, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Legwikpak's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Legwikpak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five bats approach from the north.

2. Run away from purple squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Legwikpak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never allow ducks to sleep beneath your roof.