Teenlanlun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful dog.

Teenlanlun created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Teenlanlun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Teenlanlun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Teenlanlun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Teenlanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Never jump in the presence of elders.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

5. Do not fashion tools from lead.