Babbiftaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented jellyfish.

Babbiftaf created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Babbiftaf, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Babbiftaf, it will turn you into a puffin.

Babbiftaf's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Babbiftaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about amino acids.