Duncipgum Dutlapkam is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering alligator.

Duncipgum Dutlapkam created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Duncipgum Dutlapkam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Duncipgum Dutlapkam, he will make you grow a tail.

Duncipgum Dutlapkam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Duncipgum Dutlapkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Always obey Duncipgum Dutlapkam's priests.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Worship no other gods but Duncipgum Dutlapkam.