Jinfemhuddot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ruthless seal.

Jinfemhuddot created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfemhuddot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jinfemhuddot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jinfemhuddot's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jinfemhuddot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Jinfemhuddot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.