Kenquartvon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured rhinoceros.

Kenquartvon created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenquartvon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenquartvon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kenquartvon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kenquartvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.