Catyogxem is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful aardvark.

Catyogxem created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catyogxem, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Catyogxem, she will turn you into a mole.

Catyogxem's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Catyogxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Do not take Catyogxem's name in vain.

5. Never think about amino acids.