Homteentik is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish beaver.

Homteentik created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homteentik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Homteentik, he will remove you from existence.

Homteentik's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Homteentik's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Homteentik loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.