Fodlanlip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring shrew.

Fodlanlip created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlanlip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fodlanlip, she will turn you into a worm.

Fodlanlip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fodlanlip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.