Sanlanstan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane toad.

Sanlanstan created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Sanlanstan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sanlanstan, it will cry a lot.

Sanlanstan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sanlanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.