Tabbadhen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful armadillo.

Tabbadhen created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Tabbadhen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tabbadhen, it will be very sad.

Tabbadhen's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tabbadhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never bounce near sharks.