Dotwipxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced owl.

Dotwipxin created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Dotwipxin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dotwipxin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dotwipxin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dotwipxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always help sick mites.