Nillhomwig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless swallow.

Nillhomwig created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Nillhomwig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillhomwig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nillhomwig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nillhomwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before touching aluminium.

2. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not place parsnips upon stone.

5. Do not commit murder.