Bosscutbin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, thoughtless ferret.

Bosscutbin created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosscutbin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bosscutbin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bosscutbin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bosscutbin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Bosscutbin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if seven sharks approach from the west.