Flignigsand is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane toad.

Flignigsand created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flignigsand, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flignigsand, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flignigsand's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Flignigsand's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flignigsand first in all things.

2. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing fawn boots.

5. Do not make images of living things.