Sislagwon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, almighty sheep.

Sislagwon created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sislagwon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sislagwon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sislagwon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sislagwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.