Nanbopbadlun is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing horse.

Nanbopbadlun created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nanbopbadlun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nanbopbadlun, she will turn you into a rock.

Nanbopbadlun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nanbopbadlun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nanbopbadlun.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Never wear green hats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pour water over plants.