Bamqueegyart is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy fly.

Bamqueegyart created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamqueegyart, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bamqueegyart, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bamqueegyart's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bamqueegyart's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away if eight moths approach from the south.

5. Never think about comets.
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