Didkinbad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful deer.

Didkinbad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Didkinbad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Didkinbad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Didkinbad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Didkinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from copper.

2. You must pray to Didkinbad four times a day.

3. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

4. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with shrews.

5. Do not bounce at forests.