Largtangub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud aardvark.

Largtangub created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largtangub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Largtangub, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Largtangub's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Largtangub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat nuts.