Pitlog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ruthless squirrel.

Pitlog created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitlog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pitlog, he will send you a sign.

Pitlog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Pitlog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Never handle titanium while unclean.