Wonnelbumbig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain wyvern.

Wonnelbumbig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonnelbumbig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wonnelbumbig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wonnelbumbig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wonnelbumbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never talk about optics near pigs while wearing red dresses.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.