Jarnyatrutt Gubtargzak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful lion.

Jarnyatrutt Gubtargzak created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnyatrutt Gubtargzak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jarnyatrutt Gubtargzak, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jarnyatrutt Gubtargzak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jarnyatrutt Gubtargzak's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never sing near cats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Erect three iron sculptures of Jarnyatrutt Gubtargzak on top of important buildings.