Fabbomnatbug Misarngub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing coyote.

Fabbomnatbug Misarngub created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbomnatbug Misarngub, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fabbomnatbug Misarngub, he will ignore you.

Fabbomnatbug Misarngub's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fabbomnatbug Misarngub's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during spring.

2. Never mix bread with oil.

3. Never think about dark energy near sheep while wearing green scarves and balancing five nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Never prepare turnips during winter.

5. Never stain your feet with brown.