Largstannadyimsomquartdud is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful parrot.

Largstannadyimsomquartdud created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Largstannadyimsomquartdud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Largstannadyimsomquartdud, she will send you a sign.

Largstannadyimsomquartdud's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Largstannadyimsomquartdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo boots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from cyan turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.