Bomciphak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured grasshopper.

Bomciphak created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomciphak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomciphak, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bomciphak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bomciphak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.