Begnillbidxin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, almighty deer.

Begnillbidxin created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Begnillbidxin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Begnillbidxin, he will boil you in a big pot.

Begnillbidxin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Begnillbidxin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four seals approach from the south.

2. Do not fashion tools from iron.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.