Dosspogvid is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, moody
mouse.
Dosspogvid created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dosspogvid, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Dosspogvid, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Dosspogvid's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Dosspogvid's Holy Commandments1. You must love Dosspogvid.
2. Run away if eight badgers approach from the south.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near nematodes while wearing pink coats and balancing six nickel spheres on your back.