Pomstipyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent porpoise.

Pomstipyarl created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pomstipyarl, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pomstipyarl, it will refuse to believe in you.

Pomstipyarl's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pomstipyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.