Zimdudbam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous butterfly.

Zimdudbam created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimdudbam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zimdudbam, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zimdudbam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zimdudbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Zimdudbam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never write about planets.
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