Sawjarnmif Karhigvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful goblin.

Sawjarnmif Karhigvonk created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawjarnmif Karhigvonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sawjarnmif Karhigvonk, it will manifest in front of you.

Sawjarnmif Karhigvonk's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sawjarnmif Karhigvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Sawjarnmif Karhigvonk loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.

4. Do not prepare peas while wearing kilts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.