Rilltafbim is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional
human.
Rilltafbim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rilltafbim, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rilltafbim, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Rilltafbim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Rilltafbim's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not hurt porpoises.
3. Horses are not to be trusted.
4. Always help rats.
5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Rilltafbim in the centre of the settlement.