Dotbigguphansandgabnurlced is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unselfish gerbil.

Dotbigguphansandgabnurlced created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotbigguphansandgabnurlced, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotbigguphansandgabnurlced, he will curse you with boils.

Dotbigguphansandgabnurlced's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dotbigguphansandgabnurlced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Hide from blue sharks for they are unholy.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.

5. Do not bounce at crossroads.