Fasguddun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful ant.

Fasguddun created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasguddun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fasguddun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fasguddun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fasguddun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing mauve skirts and balancing eight gold spheres on your back.