Janyartdad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fast centaur.

Janyartdad created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janyartdad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Janyartdad, she will turn you into a rat.

Janyartdad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Janyartdad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Janyartdad.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Janyartdad.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.