Hubyarpcan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty giraffe.

Hubyarpcan created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubyarpcan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubyarpcan, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hubyarpcan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hubyarpcan's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always obey Hubyarpcan's priests.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.
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