Dubvonkwik is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Dubvonkwik created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dubvonkwik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dubvonkwik, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dubvonkwik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dubvonkwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never allow turtles to witness sacred rites.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dubvonkwik on top of all buildings.

5. Never feed oranges to seals while wearing pink rings.