Vogkadpig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever ant.

Vogkadpig created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogkadpig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vogkadpig, it will turn you into a tree.

Vogkadpig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Vogkadpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Retreat if seven goats approach from the south.

3. You must pray to Vogkadpig nine times a day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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