Linbeptendagganbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humorless crow.

Linbeptendagganbun created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linbeptendagganbun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Linbeptendagganbun, it will not care at all.

Linbeptendagganbun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Linbeptendagganbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing during midday.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Linbeptendagganbun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.