Dapquamquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving goose.

Dapquamquaf created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dapquamquaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dapquamquaf, she will make you grow a tail.

Dapquamquaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dapquamquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Never adorn your hands with fawn markings.

3. Always remove coats before touching copper.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.