Disshimgab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating narwhal.

Disshimgab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disshimgab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Disshimgab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Disshimgab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Disshimgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Hide if six foxes approach from the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.