Parkjigcad Ontfubtail Daptalflab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonest lobster.

Parkjigcad Ontfubtail Daptalflab created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkjigcad Ontfubtail Daptalflab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Parkjigcad Ontfubtail Daptalflab, she will make you grow a tail.

Parkjigcad Ontfubtail Daptalflab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Parkjigcad Ontfubtail Daptalflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Do not dye your hair white.