Bumgupspagtip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage goat.

Bumgupspagtip created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumgupspagtip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumgupspagtip, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bumgupspagtip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bumgupspagtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about spacetime near doves while wearing gray hats and balancing nine silver spheres on your back.

5. Never speak at dawn.