Canlopdon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking crab.

Canlopdon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canlopdon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Canlopdon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Canlopdon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Canlopdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing black scarves.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Never feed apples to otters while wearing turquoise boots.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.