Bifnegjap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, intelligent bear.

Bifnegjap created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifnegjap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifnegjap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bifnegjap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bifnegjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not stand on grass.