Gemhabham is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, sage
wolf.
Gemhabham created parasitic wasps three million years ago.
If you believe in
Gemhabham, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Gemhabham, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Gemhabham's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Gemhabham's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not hurt grasshopers.
3. Do not wear violet clothing.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Always wear gray.